the hardest week ever...

OMG, what a visit!!!? Gosh, I was so SHIYOCKHHHHHH… grrrrrrrr, what’s in hell bring them to my house?!!!

Hufffffff… udh aja beneran nh gw hampir melahirkan!! Lw sh pd bikin gw emosi!!!! Lw kn tw gw lg keki ma Iker! Gw ngambek, males, n ogah liat Iker! Yah gara2nya foto2 sialan itu, bikin emosi gw sampe ubun2 nh. Langsung aja gw putus hubungan dulu sama Iker selama seminggu terakhir. I rejected all calls from him, i ignored all messages from him, and i refused to talk to him…

Gw marah, soalnya gara2 Iker kefoto brg jalang itu smw org d dunia jd liat tuh foto. Smwnya jd ribut, gw di kerumunin wartawan n paparazzi mulu! Tambah kesel kn gw... so I decided to have a break. I really need a break.

Jadilah gw seminggu kmrn mengungsi k desa kecil d Hills of Troutbeck, Lake District, England. Iker g tw gw d sana, cm klrg gw doang yg tw. Tp gw tiap hari kul ky bysa kok, kn pngn jd WAGs teladan. Hohoho... lumayan lah gw bs tenang sbntar d Lake District, everyday’s just like a holiday… saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamppppppeeeeeeeeeeee acara renungan gw d ganggu ma tmn2 gw nh.

Mrk maksaaaaaaaaaaa bgt nyuruh gw k Madrid! Huaaaaaaaaaa, kesel gw! Ternyata pas nyampe depan pintu rmh gw, Iker bukain pintu sambil bawa boneka teddy bear gede warna abu2, boneka Me To You namanya (supaya E tw). ni boneka dy bawa wkt plg abis match (I tell the truth, media Spain sampe heboh nh Iker bawa2 teddy bear! http://www.rtve.es/mediateca/videos/20091014/mario-caballero-nos-ensena-cara-mas-divertida-del-deporte/604732.shtml)

o ia, fyi nh, mari kita liat sejenak jenis2 teddy bear (supaya E tw). hihihihi... gw prihatin ma bff gw satu itu yg g bs bedain jenis teddy bear. ada 2 yg paling gw suka, Me to You, ama Forever Friends.

yg ini Me to You, warnanya selalu abu2, bulunya acak2an gt tp so soft... >.<

daaaaaaaaan yg ini yg d kasih Iker bwt gw... ^^

nah klu yg ini boneka FF. cirinya genduuuuuuuuuut, kepalanya gede, perutnya buncit (kaya Jorge), matanya jg hampir g keliatan. lucu kan? lucu kan? lucu kan???

awawawawww... I looooove teddy bear! kayanya anak gw bakal cewe nh, coz dy jg suka boneka yg Iker ksh!!

ooooooooooke, let's back to the story yah!! hehehe...

sampe mana td? oh, Iker nyambut gw d pintu y? “Welcome home sweetie..” katanya.

Grrrrrrrrr, gw langsung emosi liat mukanya!

“I don’t wanna talk to u now!”

“Honey, please… I miss u n my bebe for so long, why r u still mad at me?”

“why?! I tell u why! What r u doing with that girl last week? Everybody already see the pictures by now n they talk about u over n over!”

“Baby, u must be so tired right now, so just have some rest…”

“I don’t wanna rest!!! how could I rest while I know u cheat from me??! how dare u????!”

”Gosh, please calm down sweetheart. ok, look, I'm sorry! Hhhh...” s Iker sabar bgt nh kayanya. ”Ok, ok. Listen, u don’t have to feel jealous at all, she wasn’t even a woman!”

“What do u mean?”

“Ehmm… she, eh he was Ser. He pretended to be a woman. Serdog edited the picture…”

“WHAAAAAAAAAT??!”

“I know, I know… u must be shocked like I did.”

"You lie!!!!!!!"

"That's the truth A, trust me. You can ask him."

“Why did Ser do that?”

“Yaaaaaaaaaah u know, his motto of life is to keep exist.”

GRRRRRRRRRR, bener2 y minta d kuliti s Ser itu!!!!!!! Tp gmn pun jg foto2nya udh kepalang tersebar, smw org udh liat foto2nya. Trus gw hrs gmn?????? Nguliti s Ser jg g akan menyelesaikan masalah...

Blm masalah yg ini beres, dtg lg masalah yg laen. Gw br aja istirahat krn tiba2 perut gw mules gra2 terlalu emosi sampe kontraksi kayanya, gw jg blm bener2 baikan ma Iker, tiba2 rmh gw kedatangan rombongan setan. Pake ada drama2 segala lg! Untung aja bayi gw g lahir sekalian gara2 terlalu emosi! Ternyata biang kehebohan ini s kaka bodeng gw sndiri, s Vale. Dy salah baca berita! Huhuhuhu...

Tp dy g bs d salahin guys, majalah yg dy baca itu beritanya ttg tunangan Dimitar Berbatov yg baru ngelahirin anak perempuan (namanya Dea). Dipikir s Vale pacarnya Dimi itu gw, jd dy heboh2 sndiri dh. Hihihi... Vale kn tw dulu gw pernah sekali dua kali ngelirik Dimi, trus Dimi-nya malah nganggep serius. Dy nganggep gw tunangannya, mana gembar gembor klu anaknya Iker nh d kandungan gw anaknya dy. Huhuhuhu... Dimi, Dimi... gw sh g keberatan amat kok... hehehe... tp Iker keberatan, jd g gw terusin. Nah s Vale jd g bs d salahin waktu baca berita pacarnya Dimi (yg asli) ngelahirin kmrn. Gw nyalahin lw b’2, yg g bs mencegah kekacauan d rmh gw!!!! Liat tuh rmh gw jd kacauuuuuu!!!!!!!! Gggrrrrrrrrrrrr...

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