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Senin, 26 Oktober 2009

pictures tell everything!

Viva Valentino Rossi!!! congratz for being 9 times world champion!!!!!!
here are the pictures...

Kaosnya tulisannya GALLINA VECCHIA. arti harfiahnya gw g tw, tp tema ayam yg dy pake itu asal usulnya dr istilah d Italy yg blg klu ayam tua g bs mengerami telur, tp lbh enak d masak bwt sop. nah s Vale dongdong ini berasa senasib ama s ayam, udh tua, tp ternyata msh mampu 'bertelur' lg bwt yg k-9... heheheh... idenya g ada matinya dh...

poor lil chicken yg berhelm... entah gmn nasibnya skr. yg jelas pas Vale dtg k rmh gw kmrn dy bawa ayam panggang!!! huaaaaaaaaaaaa...



uhmmmm, dy malah sibuk mandi d podium... heboh olangan yaaa...


anyway, ni ada recent issue dr Madrid. tim Real Madrid dikasih mobil FREE dr AUDI. mereka bebas milih sendiri, n tes drive-nya kmrn...



aduh gw ngakak liat muka s Karim d situ, tolol abis tampangnyaaa...



nah, nih mobil2 pilihannya:

Raúl: Q7 (mobil Iker dulu, inget kn fotonya???)

Diarrá: R8 (5200 V10)

Higuaín: R8 (4200 V8)

Dudek: RS6 Avant Familiar Ranchera

Van der Vaart: A6

Benzema: A5 Coupé Cabrio

De la Red: A5 Coupé Cabrio

Kaká: RS6 Avant Familiar

Cristiano Ronaldo: RS6

Metzelder: Q5

Granero: Q5

Casillas: Q5


Van Nistelrooy: Q7 3000 tdi

Marcelo: Q7 3000 tdi

Pepe: Q7 3000 tdi

Gago: Q7 3000 tdi

Albiol: Q7 3000 tdi

Garay: Q7 3000 tdi

Guti: Q7 3000 tdi

Xabi Alonso: Q7 3000 tdi

Sergio Ramos: S5 S4200 (emmmmmm, suka beda sndiri y dy maaaaaah..)

Adán: A5 Cabrio

Drenthe: A5 Cabrio

Arbeloa: A5

yasusuuuw, bingung nh mw ngomong apa lg.
knp yg laen udh pd ilang mood y ngepost??
sedih nh gw... -.-"

..., A

Sabtu, 17 Oktober 2009

Iker Casillas' history save

sorry for the late update. wktu gw mw ngepost ini gw keburu dpt foto2 jalang itu sh, plus kepotong break dan sebagainya, jd br smpt gw post skr.

Iker Casillas Made History Againts Sevilla

Many people are already saying that the save Iker Casillas made against Sevilla last night is the best in football history. The keeper's stretch on the 46-minute mark was sublime, clearing the ball when everybody thought Perotti would score.

The Argentine was about to net his team's second strike when Casillas leaped from the left post to the right and silenced the crowd at the Sanchez Pizjuan.

This action made Iker Casillas the man of the match and highlighted the excellent form he's in. The goalie received the IFFHS' Best Goalkeeper of 2008 award three days ago and will receive his 100th cap with Spain against Armenia.


Iker Casillas is the best goalkeeper in the world. The save he made on Sunday (5 Oct 09) against Sevilla (probably the best in his career) is proof of this.

guys, if u dont believe it, watch it urself. menurut gw pribadi sh, selama match lawan Sevilla itu Iker did great saves so many times, tp menurut para ahli, yg ini best save and historical-nya.



nih rangkuman prestasi Iker dr mulai gabung d RM academy...

⇒ Real Madrid

466 games played with Real Madrid (353 in La Liga, 97 in the Champions League, 16 in the Copa del Rey)

4 league titles (00/01, 02/03, 06/07, 07/08)

3 Spanish Super Cups (2001, 2003, 2008)

2 Champions League titles (99/00, 01/02)

1 European Super Cup (2002)

1 Intercontinental Cup (2002)

1 Under-15 World Club Championship (1995)

⇒ Spanish national team

98 Caps

1 Euro (2008)

1 Under-20 World Cup (1999)

1 Under-19 World Cup (1999)

1 Under-17 Euro (1997)

1 Under-15 Euro (1995)

⇒ Accolades

1 Bravo Trophy (2000)

1 Best Goalkeeper in the World (2008)

1 Zamora Trophy (2007/08)


Yepppp... that's all. all I can say is he's really wonderful. I'm proud to be with him, with or without beard! hohohoho...

*PS: watch this video, Kaka n Karim lucuuuuu bgt wakt pemotretan di atap gedung! kocak bgt mereka... s Kaka kaya yg takut2 gt, trus kepala botaknya Karim d usap2 ma Xabi duuun... hihihi... ignore si u-know-who lah, soalnya selaen Karim n Kaka, ada Albiol, Xabi, Granero jg...
lucu!
Love, A...

the hardest week ever...

OMG, what a visit!!!? Gosh, I was so SHIYOCKHHHHHH… grrrrrrrr, what’s in hell bring them to my house?!!!

Hufffffff… udh aja beneran nh gw hampir melahirkan!! Lw sh pd bikin gw emosi!!!! Lw kn tw gw lg keki ma Iker! Gw ngambek, males, n ogah liat Iker! Yah gara2nya foto2 sialan itu, bikin emosi gw sampe ubun2 nh. Langsung aja gw putus hubungan dulu sama Iker selama seminggu terakhir. I rejected all calls from him, i ignored all messages from him, and i refused to talk to him…

Gw marah, soalnya gara2 Iker kefoto brg jalang itu smw org d dunia jd liat tuh foto. Smwnya jd ribut, gw di kerumunin wartawan n paparazzi mulu! Tambah kesel kn gw... so I decided to have a break. I really need a break.

Jadilah gw seminggu kmrn mengungsi k desa kecil d Hills of Troutbeck, Lake District, England. Iker g tw gw d sana, cm klrg gw doang yg tw. Tp gw tiap hari kul ky bysa kok, kn pngn jd WAGs teladan. Hohoho... lumayan lah gw bs tenang sbntar d Lake District, everyday’s just like a holiday… saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamppppppeeeeeeeeeeee acara renungan gw d ganggu ma tmn2 gw nh.

Mrk maksaaaaaaaaaaa bgt nyuruh gw k Madrid! Huaaaaaaaaaa, kesel gw! Ternyata pas nyampe depan pintu rmh gw, Iker bukain pintu sambil bawa boneka teddy bear gede warna abu2, boneka Me To You namanya (supaya E tw). ni boneka dy bawa wkt plg abis match (I tell the truth, media Spain sampe heboh nh Iker bawa2 teddy bear! http://www.rtve.es/mediateca/videos/20091014/mario-caballero-nos-ensena-cara-mas-divertida-del-deporte/604732.shtml)

o ia, fyi nh, mari kita liat sejenak jenis2 teddy bear (supaya E tw). hihihihi... gw prihatin ma bff gw satu itu yg g bs bedain jenis teddy bear. ada 2 yg paling gw suka, Me to You, ama Forever Friends.

yg ini Me to You, warnanya selalu abu2, bulunya acak2an gt tp so soft... >.<

daaaaaaaaan yg ini yg d kasih Iker bwt gw... ^^

nah klu yg ini boneka FF. cirinya genduuuuuuuuuut, kepalanya gede, perutnya buncit (kaya Jorge), matanya jg hampir g keliatan. lucu kan? lucu kan? lucu kan???

awawawawww... I looooove teddy bear! kayanya anak gw bakal cewe nh, coz dy jg suka boneka yg Iker ksh!!

ooooooooooke, let's back to the story yah!! hehehe...

sampe mana td? oh, Iker nyambut gw d pintu y? “Welcome home sweetie..” katanya.

Grrrrrrrrr, gw langsung emosi liat mukanya!

“I don’t wanna talk to u now!”

“Honey, please… I miss u n my bebe for so long, why r u still mad at me?”

“why?! I tell u why! What r u doing with that girl last week? Everybody already see the pictures by now n they talk about u over n over!”

“Baby, u must be so tired right now, so just have some rest…”

“I don’t wanna rest!!! how could I rest while I know u cheat from me??! how dare u????!”

”Gosh, please calm down sweetheart. ok, look, I'm sorry! Hhhh...” s Iker sabar bgt nh kayanya. ”Ok, ok. Listen, u don’t have to feel jealous at all, she wasn’t even a woman!”

“What do u mean?”

“Ehmm… she, eh he was Ser. He pretended to be a woman. Serdog edited the picture…”

“WHAAAAAAAAAT??!”

“I know, I know… u must be shocked like I did.”

"You lie!!!!!!!"

"That's the truth A, trust me. You can ask him."

“Why did Ser do that?”

“Yaaaaaaaaaah u know, his motto of life is to keep exist.”

GRRRRRRRRRR, bener2 y minta d kuliti s Ser itu!!!!!!! Tp gmn pun jg foto2nya udh kepalang tersebar, smw org udh liat foto2nya. Trus gw hrs gmn?????? Nguliti s Ser jg g akan menyelesaikan masalah...

Blm masalah yg ini beres, dtg lg masalah yg laen. Gw br aja istirahat krn tiba2 perut gw mules gra2 terlalu emosi sampe kontraksi kayanya, gw jg blm bener2 baikan ma Iker, tiba2 rmh gw kedatangan rombongan setan. Pake ada drama2 segala lg! Untung aja bayi gw g lahir sekalian gara2 terlalu emosi! Ternyata biang kehebohan ini s kaka bodeng gw sndiri, s Vale. Dy salah baca berita! Huhuhuhu...

Tp dy g bs d salahin guys, majalah yg dy baca itu beritanya ttg tunangan Dimitar Berbatov yg baru ngelahirin anak perempuan (namanya Dea). Dipikir s Vale pacarnya Dimi itu gw, jd dy heboh2 sndiri dh. Hihihi... Vale kn tw dulu gw pernah sekali dua kali ngelirik Dimi, trus Dimi-nya malah nganggep serius. Dy nganggep gw tunangannya, mana gembar gembor klu anaknya Iker nh d kandungan gw anaknya dy. Huhuhuhu... Dimi, Dimi... gw sh g keberatan amat kok... hehehe... tp Iker keberatan, jd g gw terusin. Nah s Vale jd g bs d salahin waktu baca berita pacarnya Dimi (yg asli) ngelahirin kmrn. Gw nyalahin lw b’2, yg g bs mencegah kekacauan d rmh gw!!!! Liat tuh rmh gw jd kacauuuuuu!!!!!!!! Gggrrrrrrrrrrrr...

*&^%$#@!~?>; A...

Selasa, 13 Oktober 2009

Baby shower..^^

Hooolllaaaaa..we’re back..

Emg akhr2 ini Wags lgi bnyk acr niihh gara2 si WB yg penuh aksiiii..jdlah kita ketiban ikut2an smua acr2ny si WB deehhh..

Seperti aksi WB yg akan di ceritakan oleh E&S dri kejadian atau tragedi yaaa??
pokokny seperti biasa WB in action..kali inii aksi para WB terjadi di kediaman IkEr dan A..

Here the the story goessssss..

As you know guys klu A lgi uring2an gara2 IkEr kedapatan paparazi lgi b’2an sm J****G..
hhhmm ternyata usut punya usut itu hasil editannya Serdog..sebenarny itu mah si Ser th yg lgi nyamar jd si wanita J****G ituuu..ckckck..selebihny itu hny editan Serdog..dssaarr Ser mw ngeksiiiss terruuss yaaa

Hhhhmmm,paas tgl 10 kan ad Spain vs Armenia tuuhh..A gk mw balik Spain,,pdhl E&S udh pda d Spain smua th..E lgi d Barcelona brg Jorge yg lagi nunggu race brktny,S d Valencia ntnin Silva match,smbl jagain lilttle casava..naahh A ngapain d London olangan..udh ajaa krn sgl aksi upaya kerja keras kita dan tipu muslihat yg qt lancarkan,maka mendaratlah A d Barajas..Hihiihihi

Aaahhh iyaaaa back to the storyyy..
pas E lgi sibuk karokean brg Jorge d rumah d Barcelona,tiba2 hpny Jorge bunyiii,tp biasaaa si Jorge mana saddaarr siihhh..udh aja E yg ngangkat..
E:”Hola aqui soy E..”
si penelpon:”Aaahhh EEE..que tal??eeeee...(hhmm udh bau2 eee plus bersuara cempreng niihhh..sapa lg klu bukan s Vale dong2 ituuu..)
Vale:”EEE donde esta Jorge??Quero conversar para...eeeee hhmm noooo..eeeeee.”
E:”gggrrrrrr Que valeee???what u want to say??”
Vale:”eeeeeee...yaaa..baby..babyyy..mi sobrino..baby..bOrn..mAgAzIne..”
E:”hhhzzzzzzzzzzzz...whaatttt??baby whaatt??who’s baby??and what magazine??what you want to say exactly???!!!!”
Vale:yaaa..for sure..eeee..the baby wAs bOrn..I read it in the mAgAzIne..finAlly..the baby bOrn..”
E:”Who’s baby vale and what magazine Valeeeeee!!??”
E ngmgny udh sampe tereak2 gra2 suarany Jorge yg lagi karokean..ckckck..d tmbh suarany Vale cempreng lgi..bs gilaaa lama2..
Vale:”aaahhh u dOnt know yEt??I think u AlrEAdy now tHAt..she’s yoUr bEst frIEnd E..u’r bEst frIEnd baby wAs bOrn..”
E:”Whooo??S??its imposible Vale,S baby was born 6 month agoo..”
Vale:”NOOOO..A baby wAs bOrn..I rEAd in mAgAzInE..I swEAr..”
E:”It’s imposible too Vale..A pregnancy just 1 month old than me..”
Vale:”WhAAATTT??I cAnT hEAr you E..tOO nOIsy thErE..aahh yaaa I’m on my wAy to gEt thErE..tOld Jorge tHat WB will mEEt in IkEr house..byeee EEE”

Assstttagaaa apaaan yaa barusan??Vale ngmg apaan siihh??sapa yg melahirkan??majalah apaa pulaa??E yg gk tau jelas Vale ngmg apaan gara2 suarany Jorge yg kacccaaauu akuuutt..cm dgr akhir omongannya Vale doang yg ktny mw ketemuan d rumahny IkEr..fine..E lgsg tlp S ngajakin ikut k rmhny IkEr sm A..

Jadiiii berdasarkan informasi yg kepotong2ny Vale ituu katany siiihh janjian mw ktmuan d rmhny IkEr sm A d Madrid..E,S,Silva plus Jorge jg sebenarny bgg mw ngapaiiinn??
S:”E kita mw ngapain k rmhny A??”
E:”gk tw jg gw S..td si vale ngmgny gk jelas..babyy..baby..trus tiba2 magazine..tiba2 born..apaaan cobaa??”
Silva:”Hhhmm..I have bad feeling about this.”
Jorge:”Yaaaa mE tOO Silva..the atmosphere is sooo...hhhmm soooo..hhmm..what hun??”kata Jorge nanya E
E:”appaaann atmosphere2..gk ada!!!”
Jorge:”but I feel it too,like silva did..hhmm the atmosphere is soo mistic..aahh noo..ssooo eeee..aahhh yaa the atmosphere is sooo moonwalk..”

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..Jorgeee!!!!!gk ush ngmg dh!!!gk prnh nyambuuuung!!!
akhirnyaaa sampailah kita d dpn rumahny A dn IkEr..dsana udh ada Pepe brg Bojan..plusss Vale..inii dy si biang kerookkk..
Vale:”Haaaii..wE hAvE tO cElEbrAtE tHIs..IkEr baby wAs bOrn..its writtEn in thIs mAgAzInE..”
S:”hhhmm imposible Vale..coz A baby will born on......”

Tiiinuuunn..tiiiinuuuuunnn..niiinuuuuuuu....niiinuuuunnn...nguuuiiiinnng..nguuuuiiinnnggg..nguuuiiinnng..waddduuhh suara ambulans apaa pula nh tba2 dtg..
tinuuunnn..niinuuuunnn...kreekk..Sergio is sooo handsome syalalalalalalala iiyyyeeeyyyyyy aaaawwwww...Sergio is soo hansome..wuuuhhuuu..ooouuuooooo...
wadduuuhhh ambulans setan nh..ambulans jenazah spertiny..hihihi..
tiba2 si ambulans setan itu berenti passs d belakang kita2..
pintu ambulansny kebukaaaa..
munculah Ser yg lgi nyamar jd ibu2 hamil,jd dy sok2 pake entah itu bantal,balon,ato helm ato apalah yaaa yg bisa bkin perutny jd buncit kyk ibu2 hamil gt..udh gt dy sok2 pake dasteerrr..ckckck
E,S,Silva pada takjub dgn cara dtgny Ser yg kyk setan,,hhmm kuntilanak kali yaa dy temany kali iniii..eehh iiya d tambah lgi rambutny dy d cepol..di CEPOL..ckckck..trus pake hiasan kepala yg dipake oran minangkabau klu mw married ituu..wakakak..sintiiiinnngg..sintiiinng..

Vale:”Oookeee..ookkee,gUys..,wE ArE hErE tO cElEbrAtE thE baby bOrn..wE hAvE tO!!shE or hE is Our sObrinO..u gUys rEAdY??”
Pepe yg udh semangaaatt 45:”yaaaaa..bravoooo..”
sementara Ser udh sibuk kmbl sm ritualnyyg biasa pingsan2 sesek2 plus pake oksigen..ckckck
baruu awaalll udh hebboohh gni yaaa dy..
S,E sm Silva udh mw ksh tw klu sebenarny babyny A sm IkEr itu blom lahiirr krn cm beda 1 bulan doang sm babyny E sm Jorge..tapiii tiap kalii kita mw ngmg si Vale udh hebboohh2 girang sndr..jdny qtgk jd ngmg trs deeehh..hhhmmm

Trus d mulailah saat2 WB beraksi..qt smua yg udh pd ngumpul d dpn rumahny IkEr sm A,jln menuju pintu rumah,,,eeeiiitttssss tiba2 si Ser kuntilanak ituuu..yg sok2 aksi dri sekarang th hebbboohh2 sok2 jalan kayak ibu2 hamil yg udh tgl tgg hari ajaa melahirkan,trus turun dri ambulans setannya itu..tp Ser keserimpet sm hiasan kepalany yg super heboohh itu smpe akhirny dy salto berguling2 smpe menghantam pintu rumahny IkEr..bbbuuuuummmm..

E:”aaawwwwww..uuuhhhhh..ckckckck.”smbl megangin perutny yg udh kliatan baby bumpsny...
Jorge:”Ohh Dioss Mioo..are u okay sweetheart??”si Jorge malahh paniikk2 sndr..
E:”uuuhh Ser..ckckck..I can imagine..if that happen to me..I’ll dead soon I think..”
tp sii Ser malah baik2 sajaaaa..perutny gk bergeser sdktpuuunnn..ckckckck..malah dy sok2 ngmg..
Ser:”I’m okhheeyyhh guyss..I’m okhheeyyhh.”

Hhhiiiihhhh sumpaaah yaaa dy mw mati saat itu jg,gk bakalan adaa yg peduliiii..syangny dy gk mati2 yaaa..
Silva yg tdny udh mw pencet bel rumah akhrny gk jadii krn suara Ser nabrak pintuu udh gedeee bgt yg bkin IkEr lgsg bukain pintu rumahny..
WB:”Suuuurrprriissseeeeeeeee....oooouuuuhhh hiiiyeeee yeeee...uuuuhhhhh...hhhhmmmmm.”
yg trakhir itu khusus Ser olangan,dy emg sll lain drpd yg lain..improvisasi sendiri plus pke falset yg sumbang akuuuttt..ciihhh..
WB tanpa di tawari msuk sm IkEr udh masuk k dlm rmh nyelonong tnp permisi..ckckck..tinggalah IkEr yg bgg ada apakah gerangan,,trus dgn tatapan bgg IkEr liatin Silva..
Silva:”Haiii IkEr..hhmm,I dont know too what the want to do..we just ..hhmmm”
S:”Yaaa IkEr,E call me and told me that we...”
skrg IkEr mkin bgg krn S sm Silva jg sm bggny..
E:”lookk IkEr..actually Vale call me and said that u’r baby was born,he read it in magazine,soo WB want to celebrate it right now.”

IkEr mkiiin bgg ajaaa th:”but my baby not born yet..why you guys dint tell them.”
Silva:”We always try to say that IkEr..butt,you know Sergio always disturb us when we want to say..”
E sm S cm angguk2 ajjaaa..yaa akhirny mw gk mw IkEr hrs tabah bs kenal sm WB..yg skrg udh pasang aksi..ruang tamu IkEr udh d sulap jd kamar bersalin..ckckckck..

Pepe:”Congratulation for our buddy..IkEr..finally you be a father..(Pepe udh berkaca2 ajaa)I know how it feel..your first daughter..yaa..anyway we’re here to celebrate our sobrina born..and now we want to present a drama for you..”

Ser yg nyamar jd ibu2 hamil sok2 lg nyemangatin Vale yg skrg nyamar jd IkEr,pake kostum kiper tp no punggungny ttp 46 wrn kuning ngejreng pulaaa..ckckck..udh gt namany blom sempurna terganti..jdny malah Valentino Casillas..ckckck..
Vale yg sok2 hebbooohh nangkap2 bola..sok2 bergelut jatoh2 olangan..sok2 lompat ke kanan,k kiri,,tunduk,guling2..ckckck
sementara Ser yg nyamar jd ibu2 hamil a.k.a A..dy malah jd cheerleader..trus pake pom2..sok2 heebboohh lompat2 jingkrak2,split,sit up.push up,salto,hand stand,reog,barongsai,tari kecak..ckckck hebboohh bgt yaa dy,mana ada cb ibu hamil bs sgitu hebohny nyamangatin..
uuppsss tiba2 Ser:”aaawwww..huuuooo iiyyeeee..aaaawwww..”sambil megangin perutny..hiiihh mana adaaa org mw melahirkan pke sempet2ny nyanyii siiihh??
Vale yg lgi sok2 jd kiper lgsg nyamperin Ser..:”why sweetpie?”
Ser:”my baby..oouuuhh..hiiyeeee..baby..uuuhhhh..aawwww..”
brraaakkk..brruuukk..brrraaakk..brruuukkk..tiba2 Pepe yg nyamar jd dokter tiba2 udh dtg tnp d tlp dulu..manaaa addaa cobbaaa..dokter dtg nyelonong bgtu sjaaa..hhhmm ini pst slh skenario nh Pepe sm Bojan yg nymar jd suster...

A udh gabung sm qt2 nontonin dramany WB..dy udh d jelasin sm IkEr tujuan kunjungan spontanitas WB kali iniii...

Ser yg udh d gotong sm Pepe dn Bojan pake kursi roda..tp sking hebboohhn mereka dorong Ser smpe kelempar trus jatoohh jungkir balik guling2 d lantaiii..cckckckck..
A sm E lgsg spontan megangin perut msg2..dassaarr Ser ibu hamil yg aneehhh..

Anyway akhirny Ser berhasil jg d tidurin d atas tpt tdr dn skrg siap melahirkan..
Vale udh hebbooh2 nyemangatin Ser..:”cOmE On swEEtpIE U cAn dO thIs..tAkE a DEEpth brEAth..”
Ser:”aaaaww...hhuuuhhh haaahhh..huuuuhhh..haaahhhh..”trus heboohh2 pake oksigen2 segala..
Pepe yg jd dokter hebboohh cek2 infus cek2 oksigen..malaahh Bojan sibuk mondar mandir olangan gk jelas..kckckck..
Pepe:”come onn puuussshhhh..”
Vale:”pUUUUUSSShhhh...pUUUUSSShhh..huuuhhhh haaaaahhhh...huuuuuuuu”
Ser:”kyaaaaahiiyeeee iiyyeeee..oouuuuouuuu..”assttaaggaa sempet2ny dy nyanyi2 sgalaa..
Pepe:”come oon..we can see the baby now..come on..”
Bojan:"come on brother..u can do this!!bravoo!!!"
Ser:"aaawww..oohhh..hhhhheeehhh..hhooouuuoooo..hhiiiyyeee iiyyeee..syalalalala..aaawwww"
jeritan apan th??melahirkan ato mnta d pasung??

akhiirrrnyy stelah melewati aksi2 hebboohh Ser,akhrny lahiirr jg nh anaakk..
uuupppsss ternyata si Jorge yg jd baby-ny..pas liat Jorge jd baby..yg udh lengkap pke kostum baby,ada topiny..ckckck..pke bju ada gambar little bearny lgi..

Ser:”ooouuuhh my little baby...I chaaanntthh I chaaanntthh.”lgsg ajaaa dy kembali spt biasaa pingsan..trus si Ser lgsg d selimutin a.k.a d tutupin selimut yg mirip kain kafan sm Bojan..wakakakak

Vale:”AAAhh mY bOy..cOmE tO papa”udh ajjaaa si Vale sm Jorge lgsg pelukan gt..
hhhmmmm bukanny td d awal Pepe ngmgny bayiny IkEr cwe yaa??ckckck knp jd cowok yg lahiirrr..bener2 gk ada benang merahn nh ceritaaa..
Vale:”EEEEE..for sure boy,cOmE On prActIcE wIth yOUr dAddY..”
kita kira si Vale mw practise jd kiper ato at least jd pemain bola gt kaann..eehh malah mereka b’2 lgsg heebbboohhh2 race..hebboohhhh2 sok2 overtake..hhhiiiiiihhhh..knp jd bgni nh cerittaaa..

Truuuss tiba2 A lgsg ngmg:”hhhhiiiiihhh drimana ssiiihh mereka bkin ide gila gni?”
E:”Vale tuuuhh A yg tlp gw ktny lw udh melahirkan..dy baca d majalah.”
A:”trus lw b’2 percayaa ajaa gt?”
S:”gaakk dear,kita emg gk ada yg percayaa..cm si Vale udh hebooh2 ngajakin ketemuan d rumah lw..yaaa mw gk mw dh kita ikutan..”

Sementara lg dibicarain th si Vale emg gk ada sense-ny udh matii..gk sadar2 klu dy drtd lg d bicarain,,msh hebboohh2 ajjaa dy sm Jorge overtake2..
A:”Gggrrrrr Valeee..emg gk prnh beneeerr..gmn dy mw bacaaa SMP ajaa gk lulusss..”
S:”tenaang..tenaaang dear..bisa2 lw beneran melahirkn nh ntar..coba kita panggil si tersangka itu yaa biar dy yg jelasin.”

Hhhhmmm gmn cara panggil si Vale yaaa??udh lgi sibuk overtake2 brg Jorge..mana dgr dy..hhhmmm..eh tiba2..
E:”tenaang A,urusan panggil memanggil biar gw..”
udh ajaa si E treakin si Jojo..loooohhh??
E:”Jojoooooooooooooooooooo...”

Daaann ternyataa sakti jg si Jorge lgsg berenti trus nyamperin E..
Jorge:”Que querida??need something??”
E:”noo..not you..but Vale..”

si Jorge cm bs bengang bengong ajaa tampangny smntr si Vale yg akhrny beres jg race brg Jorge gr2 gk ada lgi tmnny..dy udh berdiri d smpgny Jorge..
Vale:”yeeesss E..que paso??”
E:”niihh A oknumny udh dsni..”
Vale:”yeesss A..whAt hAppEn??u likE my sUrprIsE?”
A:”gggrrrr Valeeee..from where you know that my baby was born?can’t you read it carefuly?”
Vale:”eeeeeee..I’vE rEAd it vEry cArEfUllY..its wrIttEn in thIS mAgAzInE..”trus si Vale nunjukin artikel d majalahny ituu..

Tarrraaaaaaa..ternyataaa emg si Vale slh bacaaa yaaa...ckckckck..itu bukan A yg WAGs..tapii A yg laaiinnn..ckckck..klu buta huruf jgn sgituny doong Valee..mskipun buta huruf jg kaann ada th fotony..kn jelas2 d foto tiu bkn A..ckckck..gk adddaa yg beneerr nh..

A:”loookk Vale,cant you look at this photo?thats not me.”
Vale:”hhhmmm..eeee..oohh My gOd..thAts nOt yOU A..I thInk its yOu..soo my sobrino??”
A:”not born yet Vale..”

Ckckck WB..WB..udh banyak aksii eehh gk twny slh tpt ajaaa..ckckck..eeiitttss tp tiba2..
Pepe:”ookkeee everybody..lets the party continue..”
wweeiiittsss tiba2 udh adddaa spanduk geddeee tulisanny”Congratulations for the Victory World Cup 2010”
aaassstttaaaggaaaaaa...blom jg mulai nh World Cup knp sdh ada yg mng??ckckck..WB yg odong..kmrn itu bru kualifikasii blom World Cup-nyaa..assstttaaagggaaa..

Yaassuuuwlaaahh qt biarkn saja si para WB beraksi..halaman rmhny A sm IkEr udh penuh makanan,,kue2,,sampagne smpe susu jg adaaa th..taappiii cake-nyaaa..ckckck..siapa yg mw makan th smua cakeny gambar mukany Ser yg bergliter2 ria..alias sparkling..hiiihhh horor ammaaattt..
trus E iseng2 mw makan th kue setan..dann ternyataaa..Ser yg td lgi d tutup sm kain kafan sm si Bojan udh bgn lgi..hhiiiihh kuntilanak!!!!
Ser:”NOOOOOOOOOOO..STOOOPPPHHHHHHHH IITTHHHHH.”
kontan E lgsg buang kueny krn kaget..dsar makhluk jejadian..

Skrg dy malah heboohh nari2 flamenco,waltz,tango,capoera,akido,karate,silat,debus(makan beling,makan bara api,paku,smpe makan diriny sendiri th),barongsai,kecak,reog..ganti2 muluu dh aksiinyaaa..
trus s Vale mlh hebboohh2 siram2an sampagne berasa lgi d podium dy smpe pake tanduk donkeynya..wakakak
blom lgi si Jorge yg abs pake kostum Captain Amerika smpe gelantongan d pagar rmhny IkEr,,trus gt dy gnti kostum astronoutny lgi trus sok2 jalan gaya moonwalk smbl bawa bendera Lorenzo’s Land-ny buat d tancap d rmhny IkEr..wakakak..
Pepe sm Bojan malaahh main2 kereta2an smbl nyanyii..”a por ellos olleeee..a por ellos oleee..oolleee..ooleeee...”
ckckckc..A,IkEr,S,Silva sm E cm bs bengong smbl liatin suasana rmhny IkEr yg jd hectic gni..mana WB gk ada yg saddaarrr2 lgii..
hihihiihi..
sabbaarr yaa A...IkEr...


Regards,S&E

Jumat, 09 Oktober 2009

Video Jojo t'baru d t'BODOH!!!!!

allllloooooohaaaaaaaaaa
haaaaiiiii..
lamaa jg yaa gw gk ngepost..
ckckck..
lg malaass gw bwannya..pgn ngepost tp mls..eh akhirny gw menemukan videony Jojo yg terbaru dn yg paliiiiiiiing bodoh yg prnh gw liat!!!!
wakakak..istilahny terbodoh dr yg terbodoh..atau apalaaahh itu yaaa..

El astronauta. Hola Houston. Saludos desde la Luna. Cambio. Que os gustó la carrera del domingo en Estoril. Cambio. Me alegro. A mí también mucho y mi colega Armstrong me dice que lo mismo. Cambio y corto. Je, je je. Como veis, aún sigo en la luna, porque esta victoria hay que celebrarla antes de volver al trabajo y pensar en Australia.

aaahh iyaaa th ada salam dri Jorge yg msh d bulan katany..
huahahahaa..ktny dy dn rekanny..dy seneng atas kemenanganny d Estoril,Portugal mgg kmrn,kolegany si amstrong jg ikutan seneng katany..jd dy sm si Amstorng itu msh d bulan celebrate kemenanganny..krn bntr lgi mw race d Australia dy mw menggunakan waktu dgn baik d bulan sono..
ckckckck..memalukan skali yaaaa..

hhhmmm gk ush gw bahas laahh yaaa knp si Jojo b'angan2 lgi d bulan..
ribet crtnyaaa..
lbh baik lgsg gw tampilkan saja video terBODOH Jojo gw yg udh gw janjiin k A..
buat hiburan lw dear..u need time to refreshing..sooo here its come..



hehehehe..
jd ceritanya th si Jojo d suruh masang kmbl alat2 motorny..
tp dy malah sok2 pinter gt"tenaang2..ini mmg agak2 susah jd butuh konsentrasi penuh"
eehh ujung2ny dy malah nanya jg k mekanikny.."donde va?"means"taruh dmn ya?"
dasssaaarrrr..
udh gt tampangny sok2 mikir lgi..ckckck
kyk tw ajaa apa yg dpikirin..

blom lgi pipis pake motor..
bodooooohnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...huaaaaaaa..
tp trkrny bkin gw meleleeeeehhhhhhhhhh..
Jojo topleessssssss..smbl mandiiiiiiiiii..ooohhhh mi gooooooddddddhhhhh
gw smpe sesek napaassss liatnyyyy..hmpr kontraksiiiiii..
hihihi..^^

enjoy the video..

ps:A tng ajaaa badai pst berlalu koookkk..^^


Salam dri bulan,E

Senin, 05 Oktober 2009

Feliz Cumpleanos dear S

Sorry for the delay..^^

Taraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
Feliz Cumpleanos our dearest friend..S..
welcome to the 20th..hehehe..akhrnyaa tgl gw olangan yg msh kepala 1 umurny..
anyway..wish all the best for you and u’re dream come true yaaa..^^

Kali ini pestanya bakal laen dr yg laen, coz kita akan gantian me-LIVE REPORT bday party-ny S yaaaanngg..SPEKTAKULER,BOMBASTIS dan FANTASTIS.. hohohoho... E n A will be the reporter today.
kita yakin gk ada bday lain yg seheboh pny-ny S..yaa kecuali WB yaaa..hehehhe..
ookkee22..lets have the party started..

Bday Party-ny S d adain d rmhny S sm Silva d Valencia jam 6 sore pas hri Jumat..
berhubung Jojo gw sm kk bodengny Vale ada Free Practise 1 d Portugal soo qt dtgny agak2 telaatt yaaa..jm 7 qt bru nyampe..hehhee..eehh gk tw-ny pas sampe d rmhny S..A sm IkEr jg bru nyampeee..hiiiiiihhhiii..alesanny IkEr abs match Champion League jd msh agak2 capek..

A,IkEr,Jorge,E sm Vale langsung nyariin S sang bday girl ituuu..agaakk2 susaah yaa d tgh hiruk pikuk manusia inii..hhmmm..akhrny qt menemukan S yg lgi sibuk diselamatin sm WAGs2 yg lain plus ada anggota WB yg nyangkut dsana yaitu s Bojan sm Pepe yaang sibuk nyanyi Feliz Cumpleanos yg sumbang sbg backsound S yg lgi sumringah bgt..^^ ..S bahagia bgt yaa smpe gk sadar backsound-ny dy agk2 menganggu pendengaran..huahahahha..

A&E:”SSSSSSSSSSS...Happy bdayyy deaaarrrr.”trus gantian dh qt cipika cipiki S..
gantian IkEr,Jorge sm Vale yang ngucapin happy bday..
IkEr:”Happy bday S..nice party...”
Jorge:”Happiii bIrthdAy S..the atmosphere is sooo party here..”
Vale:”Haaaiii EEEEEEEESSSS..eeeeeeee..aah for sure HEPPII bIRTdAy fOr you..”

Trus giliran Silva yg mandangin S dengan tatapan lembuuuuuut gitu. Qt smw udh siap nonton moment Silva yg mw ngucapin hepi bday bwt S. S udh tersipu2 nungguin Silva ngucapin.Bojan sm Pepe yg dritd nyanyin Feliz Cumpleanos sbg backsound,skrg jd gnti lgu..Alguin soy Yo..by Enrique,tpi syg skalii suara mreka bs bkin org jd katarak..hihihihi..

Silva: “Ehem... my love, I’d like—”

ZERRRDEDEDED... ZERRRRRRRDEDEDEDED... ZERRRRRRRRDDDDD...

Waduh suara apa tuh? Ko suaranya kenceng tp kaya tersendat-sendat gt? Silva yg mw ngomong jd diem dh. Kita smw pada celingukan nyari asal suara.

ZERRRDEDEDED... ZERRRRRRRDEDEDEDED... ZERRRRRRRRDDDDD...

“SERGIO IS SOOOO HANDSOME, SERGIO IS SOOOOO HANDSOME. SYAAALALALALALAHEYEYEYYYYYY...” (*nadanya pake nada falset ala Ser)

Whaaaaaat? Suara apaaan tuh? Nyanyian fals yg udh mirip panggilan kematian tuh! Tiba2 ada angin kenceng bagai badai, bikin acara pesta hampir berantakan. A dipeluk ma Iker, S pegangan ma Silva, Jorge pegangan ma Vale, lhooo E pegangan ma sapa duuun?? Ternyata dy terpaksa pegangan ma Bojan deeeh, yg kelimpungan nyariin smw brothernya yg sibuk sendiri. Huehehehehe...

Pas qt liat ke atas ternyata g ada angin topan, malah ada pesawat UFO yg warna warni. Eh bukan, klu d liat lbh seksama itu bkn UFO, ternyata helikopter yg d desain a la Ser. Smw permukaan helikopter d pasang renda wana pink ngejreng, trus ada pita2 norak d setiap 5 cm. Helikopter yg aneh, makannya keliatannya kaya UFO pertamanya. Wah ini sh yg punya jg alien!!

Helikopter setan terbang tersendat2, kayanya mw mgok tuh, keberatan renda kayanya. makannya suaranya jg ZERRRRDEDEDEDED gt, waduh beneran mw mogok nh helikopter.

“MAYDAY, MAYDAY, Sergio is so handsome!!!!”

Apaan tuh, mayday minta bantuan apa minta d bakar????

“MAYDAY, we’re going to have force landing. Please clear the area. And Sergio is still handsome.”

Bener2 minta d bakar nih org. A langsung telpon polisi. E langsung tlp FBI, S tlp penembak jitu, Vale jg ikut2an tlp George Clooney (yg dikiranya msh jd Batman) bwt menghanguskan s alien. G ada yg mw repot2 clear area-nya bwt tuh setan.

Akhirnya krn g bs mendarat d tempat pesta, Serdog sang pilot g jd nurunin helikopternya. Ser terpaksa turun pk tali darurat. Eiiits, talinya wlwpun darurat tp udh dpersiapkan dg maksimal. Talinya pk bulu ungu ngejreng yg pk lampu kelap-kelip. Talinya diiket ke pinggangnya Ser, dililit ke sebelah kakinya, plus diiket ke lehernya, trus Ser loncat indah dg posisi tangan aga2 melambai keluar helikopter. Tp talinya kependekan, jadinya Ser yg udh sok2 loncat indah nyangkut trus Ser jd kebalik posisi kepalanya d bawah. Gaun 5 meter yg dy pake jd kebalik, Serdog terpaksa ngulur talinya dr atas pelan2. pas kepalanya hampir mendarat d tanah d tengah2 pesta, ekor gaun yg 5 meter itu nyangkut d baling2 helikopternya, trus jdnya dy keputer2,kelilit2.. sampe gaunnya robek dan Ser jd kepental k tengah hutan!!!! Uooh, fantastic!!

Smw org pd terkesima dg cara dtg—dan perginya—Ser yg fantastis g bs ngomong apa2. akhirnya pesta berlanjut tanpa ada yg peduli Ramos nyasar dmn. qt jg udh bercakap-cakap lg sm S dn Silva dan E sm Jorge udah puas main sm little casava..yg udh jd gede udh 6 bln yaa casava???hihihi..terdengar suara MC dri panggung..(hhhmm WB blom beraksi jg nh??)

MC:”ookk...ladies and gentlemen thank you for coming here today..today is a very special day because S become 20 years old,and now..Silva want to say something for his lovely fiancee”

Silva:”Thank you for coming here friends.. I really appreciate ur coming to our party. Tonight my lovely fiance turns 20, and we want to share the joyful with our beloved friends...” pas Silva ngmg, suasana jd soo romantic,blom lgi iringan musik yg bagus(hhmm tumben WB blom beraksi2 jg)..S udh gemeteran siap2 denger ucapan dr Silva yg pasti sooo sweeettt... “Sally Jimenez Silva, I wanna say—”

Tiba2 dtg cobaan laen bwt yg ultah. Tamu2 yg duduk paling jauh dr panggung pada ngejerit histeris krn ada suara2 mistis yg terisak2 diiringi bunyi braaakk bruukk kyk org pingsan-bangun-pingsan lgi gt. Pas smwnya ngeliat apakah gerangan yg terjadi, ternyata Ser is bahhhhck! Cuma dy n Tuhan yg tw gmn caranya dy secepat itu dtg dr hutan, dg kostum lengkap lg! Perasaan td gaunnya udh robek2 gara2 nyangkut d baling2 kan??? Skr dy pk kostum go green, alias penuh daun. D smw badannya d tempel daun dr yg kecil ukurannya sampe daun segede kuping gajah tpi ttp th daun pnh foto2ny yg bs glow in the dark plus ada lampu kerlap-kerlipny yg bs ada suarany,,”Sergio is still handsome”. Badannya juga d lilit akar pohon lengkap sama tanah2 plus cacingnya biar lbh mirip pohon kali. Bhuaahahaha... komplit bgt nh org, g ada rotan akar pun jadi!

Trus akhirny krn sadar semua org terganggu sm suara mistisny,Ser kabur d balik pohon nangis mengaharu biru olangan?!?!?dasssaarr aneehhh..th pohon smpe bergetar2 lgi,daun2ny mkin berguguran..ckck mkin autumn ajaa nh.. duh, lupakan sajo lah yah tuh setan yg dtg dan pergi g jls. Kayanya sepanjang awal pesta td dy yg salah tingkaaaaah mulu, emg kurang waras dy... kasian Silva gagal lg ngomongnya...

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, tiba lah wkt potong kue. Krn Silva yg tadinya mw lanjut ngomong k S tp keburu dtg rombongan yg bw kue, jd g jd dh. Rombongan yg bw kue tiba2 muncul dr blkng panggung. Pertamanya Pepe muncul sambil sliding pk lututnya, tp gagal krn panggung g licin, alhasil dy mlh guling2an tp lgsung bgn lg dg sumringah. hihihih...

Pepe: “Haaaappyyyyy...”

Trus Vale...

Vale: “HEEEEEEEppIIIIIIIII...”

Trus Jorge...

Jorge: “my favorite food is sushi...”

Grrrrr, g nyambung!!! Trus yg berikutnya Sergio Ramos dg kostum pohonnya... Si Ser yg td lgi nangis mengharu biru olangan di balik pohon sekarang tiba-tiba udah berdiri tegap d panggung..iiihhh apaaan sh nh org..

Ser: “Happy birthdaaaaaaaaaayayayayayyyeeeeyyhiaaaaaaaaaaayaaayyyuwoooooo...hhmmm”

Aduh, gelas yg A pegang langsung pecah gara2 suaranya Ramos.

Trus terakhir muncul lah Bojan yg repot bgt bw kue supeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr gede, ada 5 tingkat. S sampe terpana ngeliat gedenya tuh kue.

Bojan: “dear sister... hosh... hosh... this is our present, hosh.. hosh... especially for u... hhhhh...” katanya ngos2an krn keberatan bw kue raksasanya.

Pas kuenya mendekat... JRENG JREEEEEEEENG...

Kue paling atas ternyata bergambar mukanya SERGIO RAMOS dg glitter2nya yg bertaburan dmn2!!! What the hell???! Pas d perhatiin lg, d bawah kue paling ats alias tingkat ke-4, ada mukanya Vale lg nyengir wrn kuning ngejreeng. D tingkat bawahnya lg, ada mukanya Pepe lg sok cool. D tingkat bawahnya lg mukanya Jorge lg makan lolipop. Dan tingkat paling dasar yah pst lah Bojan, lg tidur. Ck, ck, ck... pilihan foto yg tidak menguntungkan...

“S potong kueny..” kata slh satu tamu. S dg gemeter ngeri liat kuenya terpaksa potong kuenya(knp gk d bom aj kue yg plg atas yaa..hihihi). Pas mw potong d mukanya Ser, dy tereak “Nooooooooooooooo... cut the Bojan’s, dont mine!” hyaaaaaaaaaah... mls bgt yaaaaaaaaaa... and the first cake goes tooooo...

Ser udh ngarepppp bgt kayanya d atas panggung. Pas S motng kue aja dy sampe sesenggukan yg mengganggu suara iringan musik yg indah. Pede bgt nh org.. tp untung ajaaa gt yaaa first cakeny S jelas buat Silva..semua org tepuukk tangaaannn...
sementara Ser udh lgsg kabur lgi smbl berurai air mata..ckckck..dassaarr makhluk jejadian..hihihihi

Abs potong kue,acara selanjutny adalah dansaaaa..ckcckck..Ser yg td kabur entah kmn skrg balik lgi udh smbl jongkok gt mw ngajakin S dansa..huaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa...bnr2 setan dy!!
iiihh nenek2 buta jg tw mw dansa sm sapa..aplg S..ckckck,,yaa udh pastii dy dansa brg Silva..
akhirnya krn ditolak dansany..Ser malah heboh flamencoan olangan..ckckck.. sebenernya kayanya dy udh tw bakal d tolak dansa ma S, jd dr 9 bulan sebelumnya dy udh giat latian flamenco. Nih video latiannya.. hihihihi...

WARNING:JGN DITATAP DGN SEKSAMA JIKA ANDA INGIN MATA ANDA TETAP SEHAT WAL'AFIAT..

A sm IkEr sibuk dansaaa jg..smntr E sm Jorge..jgn harap mw dansa..mreka b’2 gk ada yg bs dansa..adny jg ntar s Jorge manjat2 pagar th..hihihi..jd mreka b’2 sibuk nyobain semua makanan d pesta(ckckck,yg hamil kn E,knp si Jorge ikutan bar2 gt..) skalian jagain casava..hehehe..^^

Sementara orang lagi assiikk2ny dansaaa..MC tiba-tiba ngomong dri atas panggung..
MC:”Excuse me ladies and gentlemen..there are special gift for S from her friend A&E..here there are..”

“Uptown girl she’s been living in the uptown world..I bet she never had a backstreet guy..I bet her mama never told her why..”
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... WESTLIFE!!! yeaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy..ini kado khusus qt buat S..ckckck,bayangin ajaa udh brp lama th Westlife gk manggung??tba2 udh konser d ultahny S..heheheeeeee.. special tuh qt pesen jauh2 cm bwt S!!!!

Shane, Mark, Nicky ma Ser, eeh Kian mksdnya langsung ngelilingin S yg sumringah sambil nyanyi uptown girl. Cieee, cieee, S mulai ikutan nyanyi tuh, traumanya gara2 kejadian awal pesta td udh lmyn berkurang kali y. Hhehehe...

Kian: “next song is for u guys! Enjoy the party!” trus Westlife lanjut nyanyi when u’re looking like that, trus something right, trus hit u with the real thing. Lagu2 awal msh pd ngebit tuh. Lagu2 selanjutnya mulai yg slow, bikin A n E klepek2 dh. Moments, My Love, Puzzle of my Heart, Close, u Raise me Up, Every Little Thing u do... g kerasa udh berapa lagu tuh yg d nyanyiin?

A n E msh pd tereak2 “we want more, we want more, we want more!!”
Jd dh mereka lanjut nyanyi. Hihihi... yg ultahnya malah duduk diem doang, g bs nyanyi apa2 dy.

Tiba2 Shane blg: “Next song is really2 special for A, from Iker Casillas. I DO...”

Kyaaaaaaaaa... Westlife nyanyiin lagu I Do special bwt A dr Iker!!!! A udh kegirangan hampir loncat2 klu aja dy g inget lg hamil 4 bln...

Trus lanjut lg k lagu berikutnya, Nicky blg: “and this one is special for E from Jorge. Tell Me What Makes a Man.”

Awawawawawawww... Asiknyaaaaaaaaa... what a great party S, bener dh! Hihihihihi...

Nah puas ma performance Westlife yg sengaja d pesen khusus, lagu terakhir sekaligus penutup.
Mark: “the last song is Unbreakable, special for S, the birthday girl. From... eh, frooom... anonym. Hmmm...”

Wah, dr sapa nh lagu. Smw langsung nengok k Silva, yg sama2 kebingungan. Kayanya bkn dr dy jg tuh. Biar lah yaaa, yg penting ok bgt Westlife nyanyinya..

A sama E trus naek panggung sambil berbinar2. A: “Nah S dear, yg td sebenernya bkn kado yg sebenernya dr qt...”

E: “ia S, yg td cuma hiburan bwt kita smw, terutama sh bwt qt. Hhhohoho...”

A: “kado yg sesungguhnya adalaaaaaaaaaaaah...”

E: “Jreng jreeeeeeeeeeeeng... please welcome P!ATD”

S langsung semangat lg, smw tamu jg tepuk tangan. Personil p!atd satu2 naek panggung, tp sebelum mereka nyanyi tiba2 personil WB naik panggung jg, trus nyabotase performnya p!atd. astagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, bnr2 g ada matinya nnh org2... kasian p!atd udh jauh2 dtg tp g bs tampil, malah WB yg nyanyi lagu2 g jls skr.Tiba2 spt biassaaa Spotlight kerlap-kerlip sparkling bintang2 ngarah k Ser..
Ser:”Cadaaaa vez iyeeee..yiiieeeee.. que yo me voy llevo a un lado de mi piel..hhhmmm..ooouuuuuoooo.. tus fotografias para verlas cada vez..hiiieee ouuuuu..lalalalallaa..
hhmm trnyt Ser nyanyiin laguny Juanes tohh Fotografia..tp knp tll bnyk falsetny yaa..mna bkin katarak lgi..
Ser sh udh sring bgt latian sblm perform d ultahny S..hn dy videony..

WARNING:JGN DENGER LEBIH DRI SEKALI,KRN DAPAT MENYEBABKAN KANKER,IMPOTENSI,KATARAK,EPILEPSI,DLL

Blom lgi Bojan yg mainin piano gk nyambung..Bojan malah mainin lagu Jinggle Bell..wakakak..blom Christmas Season Bojaaannn..
Pepe mainin simbaal yg semangat abiiisss..
Jorge sok2 main gitar tp pegang gitar aj gk bener..
Valeee..kali ini dy tampil beda mainin Saxofone..wakakak..kshn udh kurus sesek napas dh dy niupin Saxofone..hihihi..
Abs nyanyi Ser lgsg pingsan d tpt tnp ada yg peduliin,krn anggota2 WB lainny mlh sibuk sok2 bertima kasih gt k penonton smbl lempar2in Merchandise pin WB..wakakakak

Closing time, MC manggil S ma Silva yg tuan rumah k panggung bwt closing speech. S ngucapin terima ksh sama smw yg hadir, terutama yg udh memeriahkn acara. jg yg udh ngancurin acara, dikutuk biar mencret2 ampe lemes(asal jgn Jorge gw ajaa yg mencret2,,Ser ajaa noh,,). Wakakakakak... trus giliran Silva yg mw ngucapin happy birthday d last moment bwt S.

Silva: “mi querida, sorry I should say it in very last minute. That I—”

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..”

HAAAAAAAAAH, apaan lg nh??? Smw org noleh k blkng, ternyata ada Ser yg muncul dr dlm tanah(ajaib bnr nh makhluk), pk kostum bulu2 merak yg panjaaaaaaaaaang2 bgt. Huaaaaaaaaaahahaha... tiba2 Serdog yg udh sigap ngamparin red carpet dr tempatnya Ser sampe panggung. Smw tamu langsung pd minggir smw, soalnya kostumnya Ser yg ini lebarnya ada kali 7 meter. Topi bulu meraknya aja yg dy pake tingginya sampe 3 meter!

Serdog jg udh nyiapin lighting yg super dahsyat, smw lampunya nyorot k Ser yg jalan pelan2 sok2 anggun k arah panggung. Personil WB yg laen pada pada hebboohh jd pengiring pengantinny Ser. Mereka pada ngiringin Ser jln k panggung pk pakaian tradisional Indonesia.
Bojan pake Reog Ponorogo yg muka Reog-ny d gtni sm mukany Ser yg mlh lbh serem dri reog yg biasany..hihihi..
Pepe sibuk main kuda lumping smbl nyambuk2in kudany..
Vale malah ngambil adat Betawi yg klu ngiringin org nikah pake petasan..
Jorge jg ikut2an lempaarr2 batuu plus jalan ala Astronot...(hihihi mauny kn klu adat Jawa lempar2 beras yaaa,tpi krn Beras itu makanan,dn d luar sana bnyk yg gk bs mkn,soo beras d ganti sm batu dh,,hihihi)

Teng tetengtereeeeng.. tengtengtereeeeng... Bhuaaaaaaaahahahaha... trus krn lampu yg banyak n super dahsyat, Ser jls2 sampe keringetan, tp ttp sok cool ajaaa. Huaaaaaaaahahaha... A sampe geliiiii bgt liatnya.E udh smpe meraahh mukany nahan ketawa liat Ser..

Mana Bojan main2in reogny yg heebboohh bgt..smpe angguk2 gt alhasil puncak Reog-ny menghantam Ser yg udh sok2 anggun jlnnya..bulu2 merak pada jatohan nyolok matany Ser..Pepe yg main kuda lumping,tali cambukny malah nyambukin Ser sking hebboohhny Pepe kuda lumpiingan, Vale yg assiik2 lempar2 petasan malah lempar k arah mukany Ser..wakakak..jdny tuh petasan meledak d mukany Ser..blom lgi d tambah lemparan batuny Jorge yg merajam k mukany Ser juga,..huahahahaha..


Jd bayangin aja Ser gantian kena hantaman Reog plus bulu merak yg nyolok matany-cambukan kuda lumping-petasan yg meledak d mukany-rajaman batu-hantaman Reog-cambukan kuda lumping-petasan-rajaman batu..gtu2 terruuuss daaahh..Bhhuuauuuahahahahhaa..kykny ad yg kbh heboohh dri sesi pengiringan penganten ala Ser dhh..blom lgi anggota WB yg lain gk nyadar mereka pada salah lemparin barang k mukany Ser..hihihihii

Tiba2 GEDUBRAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! Ser keserimpet kostumnya sendiri trus jatoh nyium tanah! Smw tamu udh pd ngakak aja liatnya. Trus s Ser langsung bgn lg dg idung mimisan dan wajah yg tak terlukiskan hancurny akibat anggota WB yg lain. Wakakakak...

Pas nyampe panggung dy berlutut d dpn S, trus dy bersiul “Suiswuiiiit...” dan dtg lah s donkey yg bawa sesuatu yg silau d lehernya. Kalungnya s donkey itu ternyata berbentuk cincin raksasa yg kelap kelip plus glow in the dark. D kalungnya ada ukiran SERGIO RAMOS. Idiiiih, sapa yg mw cincin segede gajah gt mana ada tulisan SerRam trus glow in the dark???

Ser: “S... u know I always...hiiiiiiiiiiks... hhhhh... hhhh...” hyaaaaaaaaaaaah dy udh sesek napas duluan dh. “S, I love—I love...”

S: “Stop!!! Go away Ser, i wont hear anything!!!”

Anggota WB:”wuuuooooooooooooo....”

Ser yg siyooookhhh langsung pingsan. Tp g lama kemudian bangun lg. Dasar setaaaaaaaaan...

Ser:”but i’m not finish yet... i mean, I love..” tiba2 dy noleh ke arah Silva dg mata berkaca2.

Gubraaaaaaaaaaak...

Anggota WB:”Wooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww.”

Apaaann sh nh WB..aneeehhh2 ajaaaa..hhhmmmm yg trakhir qt cut ajaaaa dh..
krn alasan nama baik pihak yg berkepentingan..hehehehe..

Anywaaayyy..Great..great party S..love it..and the last from both of us..
Happy bday friend..^^


* p.s: kado special dr Ser bwt S ternyata g cukup dg segala aksinya itu. dy sengaja pose khusus bwt S. very special picture yg udh di aji2 ma dy supaya g bs d bakar, di robek, di gunting, di tembak, di kapak, dan udh anti kusut dan anti gores. WAKAKAKAKAKAK... her's come the present...

With love,A&E