Hooolllaaaaa..we’re back..
Emg akhr2 ini Wags lgi bnyk acr niihh gara2 si WB yg penuh aksiiii..jdlah kita ketiban ikut2an smua acr2ny si WB deehhh..
Seperti aksi WB yg akan di ceritakan oleh E&S dri kejadian atau tragedi yaaa??
pokokny seperti biasa WB in action..kali inii aksi para WB terjadi di kediaman IkEr dan A..
Here the the story goessssss..
As you know guys klu A lgi uring2an gara2 IkEr kedapatan paparazi lgi b’2an sm J****G..
hhhmm ternyata usut punya usut itu hasil editannya Serdog..sebenarny itu mah si Ser th yg lgi nyamar jd si wanita J****G ituuu..ckckck..selebihny itu hny editan Serdog..dssaarr Ser mw ngeksiiiss terruuss yaaa
Hhhhmmm,paas tgl 10 kan ad Spain vs Armenia tuuhh..A gk mw balik Spain,,pdhl E&S udh pda d Spain smua th..E lgi d Barcelona brg Jorge yg lagi nunggu race brktny,S d Valencia ntnin Silva match,smbl jagain lilttle casava..naahh A ngapain d London olangan..udh ajaa krn sgl aksi upaya kerja keras kita dan tipu muslihat yg qt lancarkan,maka mendaratlah A d Barajas..Hihiihihi
Aaahhh iyaaaa back to the storyyy..
pas E lgi sibuk karokean brg Jorge d rumah d Barcelona,tiba2 hpny Jorge bunyiii,tp biasaaa si Jorge mana saddaarr siihhh..udh aja E yg ngangkat..
E:”Hola aqui soy E..”
si penelpon:”Aaahhh EEE..que tal??eeeee...(hhmm udh bau2 eee plus bersuara cempreng niihhh..sapa lg klu bukan s Vale dong2 ituuu..)
Vale:”EEE donde esta Jorge??Quero conversar para...eeeee hhmm noooo..eeeeee.”
E:”gggrrrrrr Que valeee???what u want to say??”
Vale:”eeeeeee...yaaa..baby..babyyy..mi sobrino..baby..bOrn..mAgAzIne..”
E:”hhhzzzzzzzzzzzz...whaatttt??baby whaatt??who’s baby??and what magazine??what you want to say exactly???!!!!”
Vale:yaaa..for sure..eeee..the baby wAs bOrn..I read it in the mAgAzIne..finAlly..the baby bOrn..”
E:”Who’s baby vale and what magazine Valeeeeee!!??”
E ngmgny udh sampe tereak2 gra2 suarany Jorge yg lagi karokean..ckckck..d tmbh suarany Vale cempreng lgi..bs gilaaa lama2..
Vale:”aaahhh u dOnt know yEt??I think u AlrEAdy now tHAt..she’s yoUr bEst frIEnd E..u’r bEst frIEnd baby wAs bOrn..”
E:”Whooo??S??its imposible Vale,S baby was born 6 month agoo..”
Vale:”NOOOO..A baby wAs bOrn..I rEAd in mAgAzInE..I swEAr..”
E:”It’s imposible too Vale..A pregnancy just 1 month old than me..”
Vale:”WhAAATTT??I cAnT hEAr you E..tOO nOIsy thErE..aahh yaaa I’m on my wAy to gEt thErE..tOld Jorge tHat WB will mEEt in IkEr house..byeee EEE”
Assstttagaaa apaaan yaa barusan??Vale ngmg apaan siihh??sapa yg melahirkan??majalah apaa pulaa??E yg gk tau jelas Vale ngmg apaan gara2 suarany Jorge yg kacccaaauu akuuutt..cm dgr akhir omongannya Vale doang yg ktny mw ketemuan d rumahny IkEr..fine..E lgsg tlp S ngajakin ikut k rmhny IkEr sm A..
Jadiiii berdasarkan informasi yg kepotong2ny Vale ituu katany siiihh janjian mw ktmuan d rmhny IkEr sm A d Madrid..E,S,Silva plus Jorge jg sebenarny bgg mw ngapaiiinn??
S:”E kita mw ngapain k rmhny A??”
E:”gk tw jg gw S..td si vale ngmgny gk jelas..babyy..baby..trus tiba2 magazine..tiba2 born..apaaan cobaa??”
Silva:”Hhhmm..I have bad feeling about this.”
Jorge:”Yaaaa mE tOO Silva..the atmosphere is sooo...hhhmm soooo..hhmm..what hun??”kata Jorge nanya E
E:”appaaann atmosphere2..gk ada!!!”
Jorge:”but I feel it too,like silva did..hhmm the atmosphere is soo mistic..aahh noo..ssooo eeee..aahhh yaa the atmosphere is sooo moonwalk..”
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..Jorgeee!!!!!gk ush ngmg dh!!!gk prnh nyambuuuung!!!
akhirnyaaa sampailah kita d dpn rumahny A dn IkEr..dsana udh ada Pepe brg Bojan..plusss Vale..inii dy si biang kerookkk..
Vale:”Haaaii..wE hAvE tO cElEbrAtE tHIs..IkEr baby wAs bOrn..its writtEn in thIs mAgAzInE..”
S:”hhhmm imposible Vale..coz A baby will born on......”
Tiiinuuunn..tiiiinuuuuunnn..niiinuuuuuuu....niiinuuuunnn...nguuuiiiinnng..nguuuuiiinnnggg..nguuuiiinnng..waddduuhh suara ambulans apaa pula nh tba2 dtg..
tinuuunnn..niinuuuunnn...kreekk..Sergio is sooo handsome syalalalalalalala iiyyyeeeyyyyyy aaaawwwww...Sergio is soo hansome..wuuuhhuuu..ooouuuooooo...
wadduuuhhh ambulans setan nh..ambulans jenazah spertiny..hihihi..
tiba2 si ambulans setan itu berenti passs d belakang kita2..
pintu ambulansny kebukaaaa..
munculah Ser yg lgi nyamar jd ibu2 hamil,jd dy sok2 pake entah itu bantal,balon,ato helm ato apalah yaaa yg bisa bkin perutny jd buncit kyk ibu2 hamil gt..udh gt dy sok2 pake dasteerrr..ckckck
E,S,Silva pada takjub dgn cara dtgny Ser yg kyk setan,,hhmm kuntilanak kali yaa dy temany kali iniii..eehh iiya d tambah lgi rambutny dy d cepol..di CEPOL..ckckck..trus pake hiasan kepala yg dipake oran minangkabau klu mw married ituu..wakakak..sintiiiinnngg..sintiiinng..
Vale:”Oookeee..ookkee,gUys..,wE ArE hErE tO cElEbrAtE thE baby bOrn..wE hAvE tO!!shE or hE is Our sObrinO..u gUys rEAdY??”
Pepe yg udh semangaaatt 45:”yaaaaa..bravoooo..”
sementara Ser udh sibuk kmbl sm ritualnyyg biasa pingsan2 sesek2 plus pake oksigen..ckckck
baruu awaalll udh hebboohh gni yaaa dy..
S,E sm Silva udh mw ksh tw klu sebenarny babyny A sm IkEr itu blom lahiirr krn cm beda 1 bulan doang sm babyny E sm Jorge..tapiii tiap kalii kita mw ngmg si Vale udh hebboohh2 girang sndr..jdny qtgk jd ngmg trs deeehh..hhhmmm
Trus d mulailah saat2 WB beraksi..qt smua yg udh pd ngumpul d dpn rumahny IkEr sm A,jln menuju pintu rumah,,,eeeiiitttssss tiba2 si Ser kuntilanak ituuu..yg sok2 aksi dri sekarang th hebbboohh2 sok2 jalan kayak ibu2 hamil yg udh tgl tgg hari ajaa melahirkan,trus turun dri ambulans setannya itu..tp Ser keserimpet sm hiasan kepalany yg super heboohh itu smpe akhirny dy salto berguling2 smpe menghantam pintu rumahny IkEr..bbbuuuuummmm..
E:”aaawwwwww..uuuhhhhh..ckckckck.”smbl megangin perutny yg udh kliatan baby bumpsny...
Jorge:”Ohh Dioss Mioo..are u okay sweetheart??”si Jorge malahh paniikk2 sndr..
E:”uuuhh Ser..ckckck..I can imagine..if that happen to me..I’ll dead soon I think..”
tp sii Ser malah baik2 sajaaaa..perutny gk bergeser sdktpuuunnn..ckckckck..malah dy sok2 ngmg..
Ser:”I’m okhheeyyhh guyss..I’m okhheeyyhh.”
Hhhiiiihhhh sumpaaah yaaa dy mw mati saat itu jg,gk bakalan adaa yg peduliiii..syangny dy gk mati2 yaaa..
Silva yg tdny udh mw pencet bel rumah akhrny gk jadii krn suara Ser nabrak pintuu udh gedeee bgt yg bkin IkEr lgsg bukain pintu rumahny..
WB:”Suuuurrprriissseeeeeeeee....oooouuuuhhh hiiiyeeee yeeee...uuuuhhhhh...hhhhmmmmm.”
yg trakhir itu khusus Ser olangan,dy emg sll lain drpd yg lain..improvisasi sendiri plus pke falset yg sumbang akuuuttt..ciihhh..
WB tanpa di tawari msuk sm IkEr udh masuk k dlm rmh nyelonong tnp permisi..ckckck..tinggalah IkEr yg bgg ada apakah gerangan,,trus dgn tatapan bgg IkEr liatin Silva..
Silva:”Haiii IkEr..hhmm,I dont know too what the want to do..we just ..hhmmm”
S:”Yaaa IkEr,E call me and told me that we...”
skrg IkEr mkin bgg krn S sm Silva jg sm bggny..
E:”lookk IkEr..actually Vale call me and said that u’r baby was born,he read it in magazine,soo WB want to celebrate it right now.”
IkEr mkiiin bgg ajaaa th:”but my baby not born yet..why you guys dint tell them.”
Silva:”We always try to say that IkEr..butt,you know Sergio always disturb us when we want to say..”
E sm S cm angguk2 ajjaaa..yaa akhirny mw gk mw IkEr hrs tabah bs kenal sm WB..yg skrg udh pasang aksi..ruang tamu IkEr udh d sulap jd kamar bersalin..ckckckck..
Pepe:”Congratulation for our buddy..IkEr..finally you be a father..(Pepe udh berkaca2 ajaa)I know how it feel..your first daughter..yaa..anyway we’re here to celebrate our sobrina born..and now we want to present a drama for you..”
Ser yg nyamar jd ibu2 hamil sok2 lg nyemangatin Vale yg skrg nyamar jd IkEr,pake kostum kiper tp no punggungny ttp 46 wrn kuning ngejreng pulaaa..ckckck..udh gt namany blom sempurna terganti..jdny malah Valentino Casillas..ckckck..
Vale yg sok2 hebbooohh nangkap2 bola..sok2 bergelut jatoh2 olangan..sok2 lompat ke kanan,k kiri,,tunduk,guling2..ckckck
sementara Ser yg nyamar jd ibu2 hamil a.k.a A..dy malah jd cheerleader..trus pake pom2..sok2 heebboohh lompat2 jingkrak2,split,sit up.push up,salto,hand stand,reog,barongsai,tari kecak..ckckck hebboohh bgt yaa dy,mana ada cb ibu hamil bs sgitu hebohny nyamangatin..
uuppsss tiba2 Ser:”aaawwww..huuuooo iiyyeeee..aaaawwww..”sambil megangin perutny..hiiihh mana adaaa org mw melahirkan pke sempet2ny nyanyii siiihh??
Vale yg lgi sok2 jd kiper lgsg nyamperin Ser..:”why sweetpie?”
Ser:”my baby..oouuuhh..hiiyeeee..baby..uuuhhhh..aawwww..”
brraaakkk..brruuukk..brrraaakk..brruuukkk..tiba2 Pepe yg nyamar jd dokter tiba2 udh dtg tnp d tlp dulu..manaaa addaa cobbaaa..dokter dtg nyelonong bgtu sjaaa..hhhmm ini pst slh skenario nh Pepe sm Bojan yg nymar jd suster...
A udh gabung sm qt2 nontonin dramany WB..dy udh d jelasin sm IkEr tujuan kunjungan spontanitas WB kali iniii...
Ser yg udh d gotong sm Pepe dn Bojan pake kursi roda..tp sking hebboohhn mereka dorong Ser smpe kelempar trus jatoohh jungkir balik guling2 d lantaiii..cckckckck..
A sm E lgsg spontan megangin perut msg2..dassaarr Ser ibu hamil yg aneehhh..
Anyway akhirny Ser berhasil jg d tidurin d atas tpt tdr dn skrg siap melahirkan..
Vale udh hebbooh2 nyemangatin Ser..:”cOmE On swEEtpIE U cAn dO thIs..tAkE a DEEpth brEAth..”
Ser:”aaaaww...hhuuuhhh haaahhh..huuuuhhh..haaahhhh..”trus heboohh2 pake oksigen2 segala..
Pepe yg jd dokter hebboohh cek2 infus cek2 oksigen..malaahh Bojan sibuk mondar mandir olangan gk jelas..kckckck..
Pepe:”come onn puuussshhhh..”
Vale:”pUUUUUSSShhhh...pUUUUSSShhh..huuuhhhh haaaaahhhh...huuuuuuuu”
Ser:”kyaaaaahiiyeeee iiyyeeee..oouuuuouuuu..”assttaaggaa sempet2ny dy nyanyi2 sgalaa..
Pepe:”come oon..we can see the baby now..come on..”
Bojan:"come on brother..u can do this!!bravoo!!!"
Ser:"aaawww..oohhh..hhhhheeehhh..hhooouuuoooo..hhiiiyyeee iiyyeee..syalalalala..aaawwww"
jeritan apan th??melahirkan ato mnta d pasung??
akhiirrrnyy stelah melewati aksi2 hebboohh Ser,akhrny lahiirr jg nh anaakk..
uuupppsss ternyata si Jorge yg jd baby-ny..pas liat Jorge jd baby..yg udh lengkap pke kostum baby,ada topiny..ckckck..pke bju ada gambar little bearny lgi..
Ser:”ooouuuhh my little baby...I chaaanntthh I chaaanntthh.”lgsg ajaaa dy kembali spt biasaa pingsan..trus si Ser lgsg d selimutin a.k.a d tutupin selimut yg mirip kain kafan sm Bojan..wakakakak
Vale:”AAAhh mY bOy..cOmE tO papa”udh ajjaaa si Vale sm Jorge lgsg pelukan gt..
hhhmmmm bukanny td d awal Pepe ngmgny bayiny IkEr cwe yaa??ckckck knp jd cowok yg lahiirrr..bener2 gk ada benang merahn nh ceritaaa..
Vale:”EEEEE..for sure boy,cOmE On prActIcE wIth yOUr dAddY..”
kita kira si Vale mw practise jd kiper ato at least jd pemain bola gt kaann..eehh malah mereka b’2 lgsg heebbboohhh2 race..hebboohhhh2 sok2 overtake..hhhiiiiiihhhh..knp jd bgni nh cerittaaa..
Truuuss tiba2 A lgsg ngmg:”hhhhiiiiihhh drimana ssiiihh mereka bkin ide gila gni?”
E:”Vale tuuuhh A yg tlp gw ktny lw udh melahirkan..dy baca d majalah.”
A:”trus lw b’2 percayaa ajaa gt?”
S:”gaakk dear,kita emg gk ada yg percayaa..cm si Vale udh hebooh2 ngajakin ketemuan d rumah lw..yaaa mw gk mw dh kita ikutan..”
Sementara lg dibicarain th si Vale emg gk ada sense-ny udh matii..gk sadar2 klu dy drtd lg d bicarain,,msh hebboohh2 ajjaa dy sm Jorge overtake2..
A:”Gggrrrrr Valeee..emg gk prnh beneeerr..gmn dy mw bacaaa SMP ajaa gk lulusss..”
S:”tenaang..tenaaang dear..bisa2 lw beneran melahirkn nh ntar..coba kita panggil si tersangka itu yaa biar dy yg jelasin.”
Hhhhmmm gmn cara panggil si Vale yaaa??udh lgi sibuk overtake2 brg Jorge..mana dgr dy..hhhmmm..eh tiba2..
E:”tenaang A,urusan panggil memanggil biar gw..”
udh ajaa si E treakin si Jojo..loooohhh??
E:”Jojoooooooooooooooooooo...”
Daaann ternyataa sakti jg si Jorge lgsg berenti trus nyamperin E..
Jorge:”Que querida??need something??”
E:”noo..not you..but Vale..”
si Jorge cm bs bengang bengong ajaa tampangny smntr si Vale yg akhrny beres jg race brg Jorge gr2 gk ada lgi tmnny..dy udh berdiri d smpgny Jorge..
Vale:”yeeesss E..que paso??”
E:”niihh A oknumny udh dsni..”
Vale:”yeesss A..whAt hAppEn??u likE my sUrprIsE?”
A:”gggrrrr Valeeee..from where you know that my baby was born?can’t you read it carefuly?”
Vale:”eeeeeee..I’vE rEAd it vEry cArEfUllY..its wrIttEn in thIS mAgAzInE..”trus si Vale nunjukin artikel d majalahny ituu..
Tarrraaaaaaa..ternyataaa emg si Vale slh bacaaa yaaa...ckckckck..itu bukan A yg WAGs..tapii A yg laaiinnn..ckckck..klu buta huruf jgn sgituny doong Valee..mskipun buta huruf jg kaann ada th fotony..kn jelas2 d foto tiu bkn A..ckckck..gk adddaa yg beneerr nh..
A:”loookk Vale,cant you look at this photo?thats not me.”
Vale:”hhhmmm..eeee..oohh My gOd..thAts nOt yOU A..I thInk its yOu..soo my sobrino??”
A:”not born yet Vale..”
Ckckck WB..WB..udh banyak aksii eehh gk twny slh tpt ajaaa..ckckck..eeiitttss tp tiba2..
Pepe:”ookkeee everybody..lets the party continue..”
wweeiiittsss tiba2 udh adddaa spanduk geddeee tulisanny”Congratulations for the Victory World Cup 2010”
aaassstttaaaggaaaaaa...blom jg mulai nh World Cup knp sdh ada yg mng??ckckck..WB yg odong..kmrn itu bru kualifikasii blom World Cup-nyaa..assstttaaagggaaa..
trus E iseng2 mw makan th kue setan..dann ternyataaa..Ser yg td lgi d tutup sm kain kafan sm si Bojan udh bgn lgi..hhiiiihh kuntilanak!!!!
Ser:”NOOOOOOOOOOO..STOOOPPPHHHHHHHH IITTHHHHH.”
kontan E lgsg buang kueny krn kaget..dsar makhluk jejadian..
Skrg dy malah heboohh nari2 flamenco,waltz,tango,capoera,akido,karate,silat,debus(makan beling,makan bara api,paku,smpe makan diriny sendiri th),barongsai,kecak,reog..ganti2 muluu dh aksiinyaaa..
trus s Vale mlh hebboohh2 siram2an sampagne berasa lgi d podium dy smpe pake tanduk donkeynya..wakakak
blom lgi si Jorge yg abs pake kostum Captain Amerika smpe gelantongan d pagar rmhny IkEr,,trus gt dy gnti kostum astronoutny lgi trus sok2 jalan gaya moonwalk smbl bawa bendera Lorenzo’s Land-ny buat d tancap d rmhny IkEr..wakakak..
Pepe sm Bojan malaahh main2 kereta2an smbl nyanyii..”a por ellos olleeee..a por ellos oleee..oolleee..ooleeee...”
ckckckc..A,IkEr,S,Silva sm E cm bs bengong smbl liatin suasana rmhny IkEr yg jd hectic gni..mana WB gk ada yg saddaarrr2 lgii..
hihihiihi..
sabbaarr yaa A...IkEr...
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