gw lgi d Mallorca lhoooo..si Jojo pulkam,ktnya dy kangen sm Mama Papany..
soooo ikut k Mallorca dh gw..
nah kmrn malam,Mama Maria sm Papa Chico lgi ada acara,jd mereka gk d rumah,soo krn gk ada Mama Maria yg biasany masak buat makan malam, gw mencoba laahh memasak..hehehe..
awalny gw pengen goreng tempe gt yaaa..hhhmm tapi hasilny mlh jdi kayu bakar..
wakakak..tempe yg gw goreng gk berbentuk lgi..iteemmm kayak arang..hihihi..
ini semua krn mama gw nih yg tlp gw,jd lupa kn gw lgi goreng tempe d dapur..
naahhh pas mlm2 itu,gw lgi niat masak,trus tlp rmh bunyi,si Jojo jgn d tanya kmn dy smpe gk ngangkat tlp,dy lgi asik main Game sampe gk dgr th tlp bunyiii..soo gw lari2 dh k ruang tengah..
E:"Halooo.."
Mama:"Halo..E??"
E:"Hai ma..how are you?"
Mama:"baiiikk,km gmn??"
E:"baik kok ma.."
eehhh teruuuss mama gw nge-gosip dh ttg ibu2 tetangga gw yg badanny jd kurus,trus mama gw blg itu krn si ibu2 itu suntik kurus..sooo mama gw nanya dmn mw suntik kurus..yaaa udh ajaaa gw tentang!!
E:"iihh apaan sih ma,gk usalah,gk sehat lgi gtu2an."
Mama:"yaaa abis dsini pesta muluuu siihh,mama jadiny makan muluuu nih,td siang ad pesta lgi tuh,mama kayakny udh makan 3kg daging panggang dh.."
E:"tuuuhhh kaannn,mama siiihh makan muluuuu."
sooooo berdebat lah gw sm mama gw ttg suntik kurus itu,merembet lgi nge-gosip ttg kebiasaan papa gw yg baru..berkebun..ckckck,niiihh yaa mama gw suami-ny sndr d gosip2in..wakakakk..
Mama:"E,papa sekarang lgi hobby berkebun tuh."
E:"yaa udh siih ma bagus kan,mama jd ada temennya tuh ngerawat green house d samping rumah."
Mama:"yaa iyaaa,tp skrg mama lgi gk hobby nongkrong d green house,mama lgi seneng duduk2 sore smbl minum kopi."
hiiiiiiiiizzzzzzz..ckckck niihh emak2 yaaa..wakakak,gw sampe ngakak2 keras dgr cerita mama gw,mulai gosipin ttg ibu2 tetangga yg suntik kurus itu smpe papa gw yg lgi hobby berkebun,sampe nenek gw yg bkin heboh 1 rumah cuma gara2 lupa dmn taruh kacamata-ny..hihihihi..
hhhhmmm,kykny ad bau gosong niihhh..aassstttaaaggaaaa..gw lgi goreng tempeeee..oohhmiiigoooodd..
E:"maaa..maaa..bntr yaaa,aq lgi masak niiihh..bentaarrr,,bentaaarr.."
udh ajaaa gw nagciirr k dapur,daann ternyataaaa..semua tempe gw udh b'evolusi mjd kayu bakar a.k.a arang a.k.a gosooong!!!!!
E:"wooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...oohh mii goooodd.ohhh mii gooodd..bgm inii..bgm iniii??"
gw udh mondar mandir bingung..trus tba2 dtg s Jojo..
Jojo:"Huney,whats wrong??hhmm what this??do you smell it hun??"
E:"gosooooong Jojooooo..gosooong..ohhh mii gooood."
Jojo:"whaatt??"
E:"adduuhh aplg bhs Inggrisny gosong..tau aaahh..loookk at this.."gw nunjuk k tempe yg udh jd arang itu..
Jojo:"haaaaaahhhh..what kind of this stuff hun??misserable."
E:"huaaaaaaaaaaaa..I know..I know..huhuhu..I just try to cook for our dinner hun,but..huuuuuuuuuuuhhh..I failed, I burnt it..now we have nothing for dinner."
Jojo:"hihihihi..why you want to cooking hun??you already know that you have no talent for cooking..but you want to try it..thats great..anyway you want to learn cooking,no matter hun,we can eat in the restaurant or we can delivery."
E:"huaaaaaa..I can't cook for our dinner huney..huhuhuuhuuu."
Jojo:"easyy hun,its okey..remember,tu cocinado pasta para mi en Barcelona,and thats great,I mean the taste..me gusta mucho."
E:"yaaa...I know,hhmm maybe we'll eat pasta in every dinner hun,coz puedo cocinar pasta,hehehe."
Jojo:"oohh noo,hun..anyway,lets go for dinner..dont think about that blacky stuff again,,hehehe."
alhasssiill qt mkn sushi deeehhh..hheehe..maap yaa mama Maria dapurny jd artistik gtu,abs jd bahan percobaan gw masak,nh gara2 mama gw juga siihh gosipny tll seruuu,jd lupa kn gw klu lgi masak..hihihi..
aaahhhh iiiyaaaa....td pagi,eh salah td sore,gw shoooooccckkkkhhh,pas gw pulang k rumah,pas abs tuker tiket pesawat,,jen jeeeeeeeeeeeeeng..asstaggaaaa rumaahhny berantakkaann sekaliiiiiiii
puzzle dmn2,mobil2an dmna2,boneka dmn2,bola2 dmn2..ckckck kayak kapal pecah..
trus tba2 muncul s Jorge yg lgi jg kuda2an,eehh trnyt ad ponakanny Jojo cwe umur 4 thn namany Pinkan..mama-ny lgi prgi brg Mama Maria,jd d titipin drmh deehh..ckckck,pusiiiiing gw..rumah jd berantakaann sekaliiii..
trus s Pinkan sm uncle-ny itu main kartu uno,naahh dri yg gw amati nih,kok malah s Pinkan yg ngajarin crny Jojo main UNO..ckckck..sebegitu kronis-ny kaahh kamu Huney???hihihihi..
eehhh trus tba2 s Pinkan lari2 nyamperin gw yg lgi ngakakin s Jojo yg bs2ny malah d ajarin sm anak umur 4thn..
Pinkan:"aunti..queres jugar card UNO para mi?porqe uncle no entiende jugar."
E:"with my pleasure sweety.."
trus gt pas gw lgi main sm Pinkan s Jojo lgi mangku Pinkan th..
Jojo:"beat her Pink,make aunti E lose.."
Pinkan:"aahh uncle,no perturbar mi.."
E:"hahahahaha..huney,why you soo..hahaha..you dont know how to play this??"
Pinkan:"ahh yaa aunti E..tu es mi tio novio,no?"
E:"si sweety."
Pinkan:"soo queres marido con mi tio??"
gw ngelirik Jorge..si Jorge cm senyum2 gk jelas,,hiiizzzz..
E:"hhhmmm yaaa."
Pinkan:"cuando tiempo quereren marido?"
E:"haaaaahhhhh???"
Jorge:"nueve hora sweetheart."
E:"whaatt??"
Pinkan:"esta noche tio?"
Jojo:"si."
E:"whaatt??"
Jojo:"hahaha,easy hun,just kidding,she'll never stop to ask if you not answer it in Spanish."
ckckck niihh kiddy2 yaaa..bisa2ny dy nanya jam berapa gw nikah sm Jojo???
ckckck drmana dy bs nanya gw begituan??hihihi..dasaaaarr anak2 Spanyol,kbnyakan ntn telenovela sepertinyaa..hhhmmmm
abs capek main2,s pinkan mnta d bikinin susu,udh ajaa w bikinin,utg gw pny adek jg jd tw takaranny,trus dy mnm susu smpe ketiduran deehh..akhirny s Jojo yg gendong dy masuk k kamar..
naaahhh pas s Pinkan udh aman tdr pulas d kamar,gw nyalain tv dh d ruang tengah..eehh pas nyalain tv tba2 ada beritaaaaa..
klu gw sm Jojo udh punya anak cowok umurny d perkirakan 3-4 tahun..
whaaaaaaaatttt?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reporter:"Esta de pictura,Jorge con E hay estimado tienen el nino,que tiene 3 o 4 anos."
E:"whaaaaaaaaattttt????these people are going insane!!!!!!"
Jojo yg bru dtg,bgg knp gw treak2..
Jojo:"que huney???"
E:"seeee..they said that we already have a son hun..look at the photo that they showed."
Jojo:"oohhh Dios.."
E:"seee..you seee..HUH!!they cant stop make a rubbish!!"
Jojo:"easy huney..thats not true..sooo dont think about that"
E:"hhm yaaa..but you know hun,after this news,the paparazi will always chase us,and ask us,then they will..oohh gooosshh..cant they leave me enjoy this holiday?? just for a moment??"
Jojo:"yaaa..you know hun,they wont stop,soo if they ask,just tell the truth.."
E:"huhuuuuuuuuu..I cant go shopping,cant walking across the street or in the park,I hate paparazi!,but anyway I love that kid..he's soo lovely."
Jojo:"you still can go to shopping or whatever you want to do huney..I'll accompany you..I'll never let them hurt you."
E:"hihihi..mucha danke mi querida..but really,I love that kid."
fufufufufuuuuu..dsar paparazi kutu busuk!!!anak sapa th d bilang anak gw sm Jojo..helllooooo???
gw bru 19thn gt yaa..drimn crtny gw udh pny anak umurny 3 ato 4 thn..
b'arti gw melahirkn pas umur 15 ato 16 thn gt???sereem amattt yaaaaakk..
hiiiiiizzzzzzzzzz..
tp klu ntar anak gw udh lahir jg pasti dandanan-ny kyk gt dh klu k circuit,,hihihi..
makany gw suka that boy,,^^
Regards,E
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