Yesterday...

What a day!!!!

Omg, how can I feel so excited n numb in the same day???

N for some reasons, I’m dead (literally). I’m really DEAD!!! Huhuhu…

Gmn gw bs menampakkan wajah gw lg bsk2??????????????????!

Duh, bnyk bgt cobaan gw KEMAREN. Mulai dr pas gw lg bljr mata kuliah pertama dg damainya. Tiba2 ko dr kaca pintu kls gw liat bnyk yg lalu lalang, berisik bgt dh. Trus banyak yg ngintipin k dlm kls lg. Ganggu konsentrasi org bljr aja. Eeeeeeeeeeeeh ternyataaaaaaaaaaaa guys, mereka yg lalu lalang dpn kls gw pd bw kamera plus microphone! O-ow, firasat gw udh buruk kan. ngapain mereka pd ngumpul d dpn kls gw????!

Oh, pertanyaannya lngsung d jwb sama tmn gw yg abis dr WC. Dy blg, dy d serang pertanyaan2: bnr g Amanda klsnya disini? Kenal g sama Amanda? Deket g sama Amanda? Tw gossip yg lg beredar ttg Amanda????

Wah, wah… bagi yg bs jwb pertanyaan terakhir, makin gencar serangan pertanyaan2nya. Bagi yg g tw jwbnnya, langsung aja tereliminasi.

Yep, ternyata media skr udh curiga gw bnr hml apa g. Gila y, bocor drmn cb tuh????! Seinget gw, gw ma Iker g prnh blg2 ma media. Ck, ck, ck… canggih nh emg media skr. Alhasil, bnyk tmn2 gw yg keluar kls pd d serbu jg. Kebanyakan dr mereka emg g tw, tp ada jg yg tw, tmn dkt gw tuh, sebut saja R (hehehe…). Wktu dy keluar n d serang tiba2, y dy gelagapan jwbnya. Dy jwb ‘iya2’ aja lg!! duh mampus gw, org2 media udh pd makin heboh aja d dpn kls. Wuih, gempar dh kls gw.

Bayangin y, pas bubaran kls, gw lngsung d kepung media, kamera, microphone, blitz, udh pd maen tabrak2an aja d dpn gw. Sial, gw d serbu, d kepung, d tarik, d tanya2, d foto2!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh BERBAYAHA!!! Bhuahahaha… gw jd inget komentatornya stasiun tv R**I td mlm. Hihihi…

Repot, repot. Br hml aja udh pd heboh gt y media. Gmn ntar gw kawinan cb??? Ck, ck, ck…

Nah, another reason why I feel dead (once again, literally), krn pas mata kul kedua, English for Academy Writing (yup, wags jg bljr itu) gw melakukan hal yg odong bgt!

Jd ceritanya lecturer gw, Mr. C, marah d kls gw krn hmpr smw anak g ngerjain homeworknya. Padahal, emg Mr. C-nya aja yg g blg klu tgsnya bkl d cek hr ini. So dy nanya k anak2 yg udh terintimidasi duluan: “why didn’t u do your home work?”

Tp anak2 g bs jwb, abis pertamanya qt ngira emg qt yg slh, krn g inget dy blg gt (pdhl Mr. C yg slh). Terjadilah kesunyian panjang mencekam selama 10 mnt d kls gw. Brrrrrrr, bener2 serem s Mr. C hr ini. Krn s Mr. C lama2 frustasi, Nick (Yes E, Nick was in my class, AGAIN) s guest lecturer, akhrnya ngomong bla-bla sampe ada 1 poin yg dy blg, yg tepat bgt ma mslhny td itu. Yaitu s Mr. C g blg ttg tgsnya minggu lalu. That’s the problem! Stlh slrh anak2 d kls d tanya2, n yakin klu kesalahan ada d Mr. C, smw anak pd lega lg.

Mr. C nanya, “Why didn’t u tell me earlier?”

Gw jwb dg keki dan keras-nya, “U scares us!”

Mr. C : “Scare? Me? Am I scary?”

All students : “YES!!!!”

Dy cm ktw2 aja. Aslinya sh Mr. C ini charming bgt, cm emg aga rese n tegas bgtsss…

Mw dy charming kek, gw ttp keki ma dy hr ini! Muka gw scr g sadar pasang tampang jutek bgt k dy, ternyata dy liat lg!

Mr. C : “oh, don’t give me that dirty look…”

Duh plis, jgn blg muka gw sejutek itu??????????

Trus tmn gw d sblh yg gila dg lantangnya blg “Manda’s crying sir.”

Nooooooooo!!!! GW G NANGIS!!! Lebay amaaat, gt doang nangis! Bohong!!!!

Truuuus s Mr. C lanjut balik nanya, apa yg mw d bicarain hr ini d kls. Krn qt udh ngabis2in wktu 30mnt cm bw hal “why didn’t u do your home work?”-nya itu. Akhrnya qt ngbahas gmn cr bikin topic sentence yg baik. Nah, dy minta qt cari 1 topic bwt contoh.

Iseng, gw bisikin tmn d sblh gw yg gila itu, “scary teacher” gw blg. Tmn gw itu ketawa trus lagi2 tereak “scary teacher, sir!”

Siaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!! Untung Mr. C g denger dg jls, tp Nick yg duduk d dpn gw denger!!!

Dy blg : “I heard an idea over here.”

Duuuh, Mr. C jd pnasaran bgt krn gw ma tmn gw itu ketawa2 jdnya. Dy lngsng nangkring d dpn kusri gw, trus nanya. “What r u laughing for? Please tell me. It must be something funny.”

Gila aja, masa gw blg ma dy???! Tp gw tw nih sifatnya, dy pst maksa bgt sampe gw blg.

Akhrnya gw dg muka meraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, blg : “Sorry Sir.”

Mr. C : “what r u sorry for? What is it about? Cause I heard something about ‘scary’.”

Dy nanya ma tmn gila gw iu, “What did she said?”

Nah tmn gw mlh buka rahasia lg, “Scary teacher, sir!”

Astagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… alhasil kls gw ngakak dun, n jdnya qt pk topic scary teacher, trus brainstorming gila2an smp pljrn brs…

Ck, ck, ck… gmn gw bs nongol d dpn Mr. C lg bsk2????

Huhuhu…. I’m dead…

…, A…